One Girl Revolution
Most only see the girl
Current Episodes 
22nd-Jun-2009 11:35 pm - An apple a day...
...makes you really really stylish!  Are you an apple shape? Got a little in the middle? Killer legs? Are mini-skirts your friend, but tight tops not? This post is for you!

Technically this post is for
callmesandy , but she shares! There are dresses for everyone! She couldn't possibly wear all of them!

In
today's edition of Shopping Pr0n.

Love of God, read this post! Headless chick is losing limbs at an alarming rate!


Issues Clearly
Grass is hiiiiigh and prices are looooowww.  My sincere apologies to the Gershwin brothers, but prices are low.

There's a clearance going on - right here in River City. That's clearance with a capital C and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.

Damn. Apologies
Robert Preston.

I'll get to my point: it's June and there are sales to be had.  Big sales. Half off sales. Designer sales. Clothing, shoes, handbags - you name it.

Get a
sneak preview  in today's Shopping Pr0n. Would you believe this leather jacket is a size 16/18 and $103?

Would I lie about leather?

Joan
16th-Jun-2009 12:54 pm - Shopping Pr0n Word of the Day
The Shopping Pr0n word of the day is: Regret

–verb (used with object)

1.
to feel sorrow or remorse for (an act, fault, disappointment, etc.): He no sooner spoke than he regretted it.

2.
to think of with a sense of loss: Where will you be when you regret not buying this Doma stitched leather jacket from Net-A-Porter's super sale?


Read all about it in today's Shopping Pr0n.
Joan
15th-Jun-2009 02:58 pm - Maybe not kinky, but definitely cool
What's pr0n without fetishes?  And what's Shopping Pr0n without a Lust List?
 
Today in Shopping Pr0n, it's all about me.  What am I looking at?  What do I want?  What am I lusting after? (No, you do not get naked pictures of my guy. Deal.)

If I can't have it, nobody can, maybe you can!

These Madras Plaid Kitten Heels have your name written all over them.

You just can't see it.

It's invisible ink.

Trust me.
Joan
Open your wallets and get yerself some fine quality eco-friendly fashion at ROCK BOTTOM prices! Where? When? How? Why?

Find out when you
Save Your Wallet, Save the World, today at Shopping Pr0n.

Don't disappoint me by not buying these 3" vegan faux-velvet Mary Janes for $29.99. 


What would Joan do? She'd drop what she was doing and go internet shopping! (You know, if they had the internet in 1962...)

WWJD?
10th-Jun-2009 09:30 pm - Shopping Pr0n: By Request

The rumors are true: it's a new Shopping Pr0n post!

This week on By Request, princess_design cries out for a summer sundress that will flatter her mammaries.

We aim to please. So does headless chick, who would be glad to see you all if she had a head.


Ch-ch-check it out.

Boobies
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